I have been colouring my hair since I was a youngin'(er... younger). Mumma would buy me those wash-out-in-8-to-10-washes-or-even-just-1-because-they-can-be-pretty-shit temporary dyes. I usually stuck to blacks, browns and reds because I was a basic bitch... and because the school I went to had hair colour rules. Like you can't learn with bright hair colours, right? False. I didn't learn anything anyway. I have always wanted to have orange hair but literally everyone said or implied that it wouldn't look good. Oh? OH? So at the beginning of this year I took the plunge and did what any self respecting woman would do - whatever the fuck she wanted.
It all began in a blistering hot as fuck January day when I lightened my brown hair with a prepackaged lightener thing. It went an nice auburn colour.
|Those slug brows tho, cute.|
|Bitches get shit done.|
|Chubby gnomes walk among us.|
|Fuck you, Manic Panic. |
YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES.
|The photo does no justice, it was FLURO pink.|
|Aw, a few days after my break up. Sad lil baby. |
It ok bae. Shopping eases the pain.
|I was playing with my new makeup stuff|
from the Pro Makeup & Beauty show.
|Shopping with my $200 giftcard from work|
for being casual employee of the year.
|Lumpy Space Princess realness.|
|It did look prettier in photos!|
Same tho tbh...
|Idiot girl ruins day once again.|
Still looks fabulous.
|My face says it all.|
|So I became THE BATMAN.|
My parents are dead.
Basically, I feel more myself with coloured hair (even if I have a hard time deciding what colour!!). When I had super long brown hair I felt so uncomfortable and boring but people kept telling me how 'long hair is better'. I felt obligated to keep it and that sucked. So now I rock a short bob! It makes me sad when people say 'I wish I could do that' or 'I wish I could suit that'. Well, you can. What's stopping you? In this case, it's just hair! You can 'suit' anything if you want to wear it, just have confidence. Put on your crown and behead any peasant who thinks you should look how they want you to. WERK.
|Cute 2011 baby Courtney who had little to no|
self confidence and didn't realise how much
of her own love she deserved.
If only I could meet her now!
Thank you for reading this boring hair colour timeline thing? What will I have next?!?! Who knows. Stay tuned to find out.
(Please feel free to suggest posts for the future!)